Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Ep 24 - D-House - Merry Krampus
Just in time for the holidays and the end of this sorry, sad decade comes our final podcast of the year! Wondering what is the horrible freakbeast pictured above? No, it's not Tim after one of his benders, although the comparison is uncanny. This is the Krampus and in this week's podcast, the Spitz discuss bringing back this somewhat forgotten holiday icon. Here are a few other pictures for reference:
The lady (that's right, it's a lady) underneath the Krampus make-up in the photograph is a friend of mine taken from the recent SantaCon flash mob event that took place in LA a couple weekends ago.
The spirit of the holidays is quickly crushed in our usual improvisational meanderings as Tim, Tony, James and myself devolve into such topics as: which cryptid would you want to fight in single combat, the use of the Magical Negro in American cinema (which Tim denies the existence of), and the incorrect plural usage of the word "octopus".
In more holiday related topics, Tony runs down at list of "Christmas movies". You'll just have to listen to find out. Also, Tim goes over Yahoo's top ten searches of 2009. Sadly, "hot lincoln walnuts" did not make the list.
Get your holiday cheer, Spitz-style, right here- CHERRY SPITZ HOLIDAYCAST 2009
Have a fun holiday season and a happy New Year. See you in a drunk tank near you soon!
-Lars
Friday, December 18, 2009
It's a Christmas Miracle!
I know a lot of you were not able to make it to The Lobby's 4th Anniversary show earlier this month. It was indeed an epic show and one of the most memorable parts about that night was the drunk, mohawk-sporting dickbag in the front row. Egon was kind enough to get a picture of him.
Clearly a winner, right? We played "Eulogy" at one point during the show and Josh, the host, decided to use this guy as the subject. As Josh was interviewing him onstage he kept giving slurred/nonsensical answers and basically just kept being a douche. Even after "Eulogy" was done [an improv game in which this guy was too drunk to even lie on the floor as a corpse] he continued to try and yell stuff at Josh and heckle the rest of us. For me personally, it was truly beautiful to watch the entire rest of the audience turn on this guy. It was awesome. People started throwing stuff at him and yelling "Shut the fuck up!" He quieted down eventually, and ended up getting shot with a lot of Nerf darts when we played "Scene under fire." Anywho, I woke up this morning to find this message on my phone from Josh with an attached photo.
"This is the actual Mohawk boy from the Lobby show after the show. Courtesy of a Lobby fan."
Yeah, get him. I have no idea what the backstory leading up to this picture is, all I can say is that I'm happy to see that this guy got what he deserved. That's for trying to zing me with your weak-ass "that's how much I laughed at your jokes" line after the show. Don't ever come to a Spitz show dude. Seriously.
James
[Happy 50th post! Yay us!]
Clearly a winner, right? We played "Eulogy" at one point during the show and Josh, the host, decided to use this guy as the subject. As Josh was interviewing him onstage he kept giving slurred/nonsensical answers and basically just kept being a douche. Even after "Eulogy" was done [an improv game in which this guy was too drunk to even lie on the floor as a corpse] he continued to try and yell stuff at Josh and heckle the rest of us. For me personally, it was truly beautiful to watch the entire rest of the audience turn on this guy. It was awesome. People started throwing stuff at him and yelling "Shut the fuck up!" He quieted down eventually, and ended up getting shot with a lot of Nerf darts when we played "Scene under fire." Anywho, I woke up this morning to find this message on my phone from Josh with an attached photo.
"This is the actual Mohawk boy from the Lobby show after the show. Courtesy of a Lobby fan."
Yeah, get him. I have no idea what the backstory leading up to this picture is, all I can say is that I'm happy to see that this guy got what he deserved. That's for trying to zing me with your weak-ass "that's how much I laughed at your jokes" line after the show. Don't ever come to a Spitz show dude. Seriously.
James
[Happy 50th post! Yay us!]
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
SNL is approx. 4 months behind us
This is an awesome little piece of sketch comedy. Well done, Saturday Night Live. Hmmm... It feels weird saying that again.
This is a parody of something we talked about on the podcast and posted on the site way back in August. Could it be that the good people at Saturday Night Live are finally starting to catch up with the collective genius that is Cherry Spitz?!? If nothing else I'm sure Lars and Ify will enjoy the reference to Justin Long as "the Mac guy."
Rat Balls, Slit, AND Thurdersex!? Hella yeah! I'll see y'all at the Worst He-Man Impression Contest.
-James
[In loving memory of Ass Dan, 1981-2009]
This is a parody of something we talked about on the podcast and posted on the site way back in August. Could it be that the good people at Saturday Night Live are finally starting to catch up with the collective genius that is Cherry Spitz?!? If nothing else I'm sure Lars and Ify will enjoy the reference to Justin Long as "the Mac guy."
Rat Balls, Slit, AND Thurdersex!? Hella yeah! I'll see y'all at the Worst He-Man Impression Contest.
-James
[In loving memory of Ass Dan, 1981-2009]
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Ep 23 - D-House - Bonafide Audio
Hey folks. Sorry about this later than usual podcast, but we here at the Spitz have been up to our necks kicking ass and taking names. Also, we're in pre-production on a project with these gentlemen pictured below.
I kniow what you're thinking and no, we didn't just go get two more carnies to help in our operations. This is Lucca Cutrono and Miles Arnold of Bonafide Audio. Think Tenacious D, but with hip-hop.
Here's a taste of some of their rhymes- Bonafide Audio- Thirty
Look for a new music video featuring the talents of the Spitz coming in 2010 ya'll. On this podcast, James and myself talk hip-hop, haters, Harry and the Hendersons and hot crazy asain chicks like this one-
Get your front-flip dunk from half court podcast dunked into your face right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 12/10/09- BONAFIDE AUDIO
Stay classy out there!
-Lars
[this fucking guy over here....]
I kniow what you're thinking and no, we didn't just go get two more carnies to help in our operations. This is Lucca Cutrono and Miles Arnold of Bonafide Audio. Think Tenacious D, but with hip-hop.
Here's a taste of some of their rhymes- Bonafide Audio- Thirty
Look for a new music video featuring the talents of the Spitz coming in 2010 ya'll. On this podcast, James and myself talk hip-hop, haters, Harry and the Hendersons and hot crazy asain chicks like this one-
Get your front-flip dunk from half court podcast dunked into your face right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 12/10/09- BONAFIDE AUDIO
Stay classy out there!
-Lars
[this fucking guy over here....]
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Ep 22 - D-House - Audio Hug
As the holiday season kicks into high gear, the Cherry Spitz is here to give you some comedy sweetness in this meandering podcast. Join Lars, James, Tony, and Tyler as we send you some raw, unprepared, spitballing magic.
Also, we bring you "Tyler on Tyler", in which Tyler explains to us non-black Spitzers what the hell is the appeal of Tyler Perry. We also break down the new movie Precious , although none of us have seen it. As Tyler explains it, I'm having a hard time believing its 91% Fresh on Rottentomatoes.com.
Get you new SpitzCast right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 12/2/09- AUDIO HUG
Also here's a picture of Tyler's father, Vincent "Black Atticus" Masterson to give the listeners an idea of who were talking about and why Tyler hates it when we do. See? He's a total badass.
Intro and outro music performed off of mc chris's new remix album Apple Tummy.
And don't forget to catch James performing the comedy in Fullerton this Saturday night. If you don't go, baby seals will start clubbing themselves. And those seals are much too young to go to clubs. It's a bad influence on their fragile upbringing with all that hip-hop music and loose women running about. I'll stop now.
[nobody go downstairs!]
Monday, November 30, 2009
COME SEE (one of) US LIVE!
This Saturday, December 5th, Cherry Spitz' own James Stebick will be the guest performer at The Lobby's Fourth Anniversary Show. The show starts at 10:30pm and will be at STAGEStheater in Fullerton.
The Lobby is a fellow improv group and friend of the Spitz. They're really funny guys and this show promises to be one hell of a good time. Check out their website:The Lobby Improv
STAGEStheater is located in beautiful downtown Fullerton, and was actually once home to the Spitz. More importantly, STAGES is both totally BYOB and two doors down from a very fine liquors store. That's right. You can bring any drink you want into the theater. The drunker you are the funnier we get.
STAGEStheater
400 E. Commonwealth Ave. Fullerton, CA 92832
STAGES website
Info on The Lobby show
And now, so you don't feel like this post was a total self-promotional waste, here's a funny picture featuring Samuel L. Jackson. See y'all Saturday.
[James/the guy in the pic]
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Ep 21 - D-House - People Call In
Hey folks! Since the last podcast took an epic two episodes to complete, we now present to you a brand new podcast from last week.
As Tony, James, Tim and myself discuss our usual Spitzy musings, some callers mysterious find their way onto our show which is odd because we don't have a phone in the studio.
Get your cast on right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 11/21/09
Here are some of the related articles to what we covered on this show-
The Beatles Never Broke Up! You can find *cue dramatic music* the Beatles music from a parallel dimension at this website.
The Worst Reviewed Movies of this decade. It's a pretty solid list of awful and we weigh in on all of them.
Hope all your Turkey Day celebrations were full of sweet, delicious, magic and probably turkey. We'll have another exciting episode coming at you like a banana cream pie thrown by a homicidal clown this Wednesday.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Ep 20.2 - IST - *EPISODE 20* - Part 2
Greetings!
Erik here.
I blerg this from Ice Station Thundergoat Studios in downtown [LOCATION CENSORED]. Gotta be honest. It wasn't planned for episode 20 to be the slain behemoth we humbly lay at your feet, to roast over an open fire for nourishment or perhaps to skin for shelter and clothing. It demanded to be this big.
Continuing in the tradition of Keanu Reeves and Kevin Costner, we put a magnified glass to Burt Reynolds and Steven Spielberg. Spitz members Tim, Tony, James and myself, along with our allies, B-Rob and Tyler are here to drop the entire spectrum of science on you.
Plus, one of our fans is from St. Louis. We want to know who. Seriously. Who are you?
With music buffers from Foghat, W.A.S.P. and Boston you can rock up an appetite just in time for Thanksgiving!
IST Podcast 11/15/2009 - "Episode 20: Part 2"
Later, fatties!
-Erik
Erik here.
I blerg this from Ice Station Thundergoat Studios in downtown [LOCATION CENSORED]. Gotta be honest. It wasn't planned for episode 20 to be the slain behemoth we humbly lay at your feet, to roast over an open fire for nourishment or perhaps to skin for shelter and clothing. It demanded to be this big.
Continuing in the tradition of Keanu Reeves and Kevin Costner, we put a magnified glass to Burt Reynolds and Steven Spielberg. Spitz members Tim, Tony, James and myself, along with our allies, B-Rob and Tyler are here to drop the entire spectrum of science on you.
Plus, one of our fans is from St. Louis. We want to know who. Seriously. Who are you?
With music buffers from Foghat, W.A.S.P. and Boston you can rock up an appetite just in time for Thanksgiving!
IST Podcast 11/15/2009 - "Episode 20: Part 2"
Later, fatties!
-Erik
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Ep 20.1 - IST - *EPISODE 20* - Part 1
Hey there, true believers.
Fantastic news! We at the Spitz have reached our 20th podcast! Huzzah! Bang a gong! Why not celebrate by listening to it:
IST Podcast 11/15/2009 - "Episode 20: Part 1"
This week's show features Erik Wargo, Tim Gale, Tony Najera, and yours truly as well as Tyler Masterson, B-Rob, and the various dogs running around Ice Station Thundergoat. We reflect upon the podcast we did the day before and Lars' laser-tag birthday party that followed. Also we take the "Keanu formula" we discovered last week and apply it to the career of Mister Kevin Costner. What do we discover? You'll have to listen to find out. PLUS a funny story about Rob getting beat up by a little girl and a surprise cliffhanger ending you will never see coming.
Personally, I think this week's show has some of the best music we've ever used. Bumper music by Vanilla Ice, Kid 'n Play, and Dolly Parton with Burt Reynolds. Enjoy.
[James]
Happy Birthday, Uncle Mustache.
(Photo taken at Lars's birthday party at Laser Quest)
Fantastic news! We at the Spitz have reached our 20th podcast! Huzzah! Bang a gong! Why not celebrate by listening to it:
IST Podcast 11/15/2009 - "Episode 20: Part 1"
This week's show features Erik Wargo, Tim Gale, Tony Najera, and yours truly as well as Tyler Masterson, B-Rob, and the various dogs running around Ice Station Thundergoat. We reflect upon the podcast we did the day before and Lars' laser-tag birthday party that followed. Also we take the "Keanu formula" we discovered last week and apply it to the career of Mister Kevin Costner. What do we discover? You'll have to listen to find out. PLUS a funny story about Rob getting beat up by a little girl and a surprise cliffhanger ending you will never see coming.
Personally, I think this week's show has some of the best music we've ever used. Bumper music by Vanilla Ice, Kid 'n Play, and Dolly Parton with Burt Reynolds. Enjoy.
[James]
Happy Birthday, Uncle Mustache.
(Photo taken at Lars's birthday party at Laser Quest)
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Ep 19 - IST - The Return of Tony
Hey y'all. We've got a new podcast fresh from Ice Station Thundergoat ready for you to stuff directly into your head holes.
IST Podcast 11/14/2009: "The Return of Tony"
The big news this week is TONY! That's right, long-lost Spitz member Anthony Najera returns to the team this week to get in on his first Cherry Spitz podcast. He joins Erik, Lars, and myself along with friend of the group, Black Rob, for our normal podcast madness. This week we break down the acting resume of Sir Keanu Reeves, and the numbers are certainly surprising. Is Keanu America's greatest actor? Or is his gift simply his ability to make good career decisions? Also, we get back into the eternal battle of "CAKE vs. PIE," with screaming results (everyone basically gangs up on yours truly). And for the record, the pie gets destroyed between 41:00 and 51:50. So it took approximately 10 minutes 50 seconds for the pie to be completely demolished.
We also get back on to the topic of Ridley Scott's rumored Monopoly project. I'm not quite sure what I think I'm talking about in the podcast, but the actual article I'm referring to can be found here:
Iwatchstuff.com
Music this week is from Billy Gibbons (of ZZ Top fame), Dropkick Murphys, and Marshall Crenshaw. Enjoy.
"The best cake is a Twinkie!" - B-Rob
[James]
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Cherry Spitz: Behind The Brains
When watching our smash hit internet sketch "Eaties Promo #2 - Family Breakfast," did you ever wonder what some candid stills from the set would look like?
Of course you didn't. Why would you? Regardless, we've supplied photos.
LOOK AT THEM!!
Of course you didn't. Why would you? Regardless, we've supplied photos.
LOOK AT THEM!!
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Ep 18 - D-House - Return To Ringpop Island
Look out people! It's a podcast of crappy disaster movie proportions. Listen as Lars, Tim, and James tear apart Hollywood this week along with our young, plucky wards Tyler and Matt.
Get the answer to all your problems here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST- 11/08/09- Return to Ring Pop Island
[ULTRA GARBAGE]
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tim's sound advice
What up, mates.
As you all have undoubtedly noticed there was no podcast this past week. Apologies, but we at the Spitz are still exhausted/hungover from Halloween. We will have a hot new podcast up for you this weekend, we promise. In the meantime I went and dug up an old Spitz video nearly forgotten in time.
Tim does this entire video off the top of his head; there was no script. Blaire filmed and edited this little gem, and if you look closely you might catch younger versions of Ify and myself in the background. Enjoy:
I hope you were all paying attention because there will be a quiz later.
-James
[Or grab them literally.]
As you all have undoubtedly noticed there was no podcast this past week. Apologies, but we at the Spitz are still exhausted/hungover from Halloween. We will have a hot new podcast up for you this weekend, we promise. In the meantime I went and dug up an old Spitz video nearly forgotten in time.
Tim does this entire video off the top of his head; there was no script. Blaire filmed and edited this little gem, and if you look closely you might catch younger versions of Ify and myself in the background. Enjoy:
I hope you were all paying attention because there will be a quiz later.
-James
[Or grab them literally.]
Friday, October 30, 2009
Julia Child's Cooking Show of Horrors
Monday, October 26, 2009
Ep 17 - D-House - Young Avengers
We have a ultra-combo-riffic podcast for you this fine week as some of the Spitz's youthful buddies join us for some improv talk. Some of my young improvisational padawans, Jeff, Andrew, and Tyler weigh in on such issues as: films in L.A., Street Fighter, cocaine in your eyes, and ComedySportz. Also, listen carefully for some special call-in guests. Plus, James calls out Seth Rogan. There can be only one!
Get some action right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 10/25/09- Young Avengers
Please, won't someone think of the children!
-Lars
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Ep XX - D-House - Canceled Rainbow - *BONUSCAST*
Hey folks. Here's a little bonus podcast that's been hanging around the editing room floor. Within this podcast you'll discover how Levar Burton is handling his dismissal from legendary kid's show- Reading Rainbow.
Also there's this ass-hat-
Get your bonus vitamin P- right here- CHERRY SPITZ BONUSCAST
Cheers,
Lars
Monday, October 19, 2009
Ep 16 - IST - Precious Leather Couch
You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae. - Paul Walker
Yello friends, Tim here. And man alive, have we got a Spitzcast for you!
As many of you know, Cherry Spitz is deeply involved in the Hollywood Underground. So deep, in fact, that no one even knows who we are there, and that's exactly the way we like it.
So this week's podcast features Hollywood pop culture references like: 'Mr. Crinkle', Dirt Nasty, the various construction stages of the Irvine Spectrum (who knew?!), Facebook dominance, and a "good" Paul Walker movie. Yes, apparently one actually exists!
Featuring: Erik, Tim, James, Player X, Black Rob, and a breakfast sandwich.
DOUCHEBAG APPROVED!!!
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Ep 15 - IST - *CHERRY SPITZ @ LBCC SPECIAL*
What's up, amigos.
New podcast is go! This week Erik, Ify, and myself rally at Ice Station Thundergoat (Egon's studio) to review the big Long Beach Comic Convention. Also joining us at the ol' ice station are friends of the Spitz Josh Easely and B-Rob, with Player X on the board as always.
Listen and marvel as we run down our epic day at LB Comic-Con. We saw Stan Lee, met wrestlers, saw Seth Green, and even got photographed by fans [It happened! No one can dispute me on that!]. Plus Egon is challenged to nerd combat and Ify destroys the watercloset! All that, plus music on the new Cherry Spitz podcast! Come and get your nerd fix.
CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST Ice Station Thundergoat: LB Comic-Con Special
OR if you're so inclined...
Cherry Spitz podcasts available for free download on itunes. Feel free to write us a review.
*and*
Cherry Spitz podcasts on Zune(whatever that is)
Special thanks to Creepy Carly, who sketched the three of us at the Mediocre Militia table. She was dressed as Dr. Girlfriend, which is goes-without-saying awesome. And for the record, I never said what she quoted me as saying. Erik did have a snail on him though. Thanks again Carly. Everyone can check out Mediocre Militia at mediocremilitia.com.
-James
[We were drinking PBR]
Monday, October 5, 2009
Ep 14 - D-House - Boys Eerily Watching Girls Drawing Girls
Holy smokes folks! It's another sweet podcast from your Spitzers with another sweet lady (as a guest this time). Today, Lars, James, and Tim chat up pin-up artist and co-founder of GirlsDrawinGirls.com, Anne Walker. We also have Chuck back as our "on-site" medical aid. Listen as the lovely Anne talks about sexy ladies not only as art, but in art as well. Hot chicks and their sexy cartoons- what's not to like? We also pick Anne's brain on all the crazy guy stuff that plagues the Spitz on a daily basis such as: gypsies, furries, James Brolin, Looney Tunes, vampire romance, and James' beard.
Get your 36-24-26-eriffic podcast right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 10/04/05- With Anne Walker
And go check out the GirlsDrawinGirls next big, big, gallery opening in Burbank on 10/17/09!!!
Stay close to that internet, dear listener, for more fun guests and improv/sketch adsurdity. Nine out of ten experts agree that a dose of weekly Spitz can prevent Swine Flu so take that ya piggos.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Ep 13 D-House - Freedomcast
On this week's podcast, the Spitz is happy to welcome Sgt. Chuck Farell (United States Army). Here, Chuck gives us unique persepectives on the war in Afghanistan through his wacky adventures as an Army medic. Learn important Army tips such as: how to run from explosions, protect yourself from a zombie outbeak in the Middle East, find a decent vacation resort in Afghanistan, and know which first-person shooters to play to get ready for war.
Get some right here- Cherry Spitz FreedomCast 9/27/09
We've ran into a few unfortunate technical difficulties as of late, but we'll be serving up fresh podcasts into your lobe every Sunday afternoon. We shall beat the machines!
Keep comin' back. New sketches will be up on www.funnyordie.com/cherryspitz in the fall season. If you like us, or even better hate us, leave some goddamned comments over there. Every time a comment gets left on FunnyorDie, an angel hits a hard eight in Vegas. Which is great for the angel, cuz he owed that mob boss like 50 large and now they won't tune him up in the parking lot and take his wings.
[please think of the angels]
Get some right here- Cherry Spitz FreedomCast 9/27/09
We've ran into a few unfortunate technical difficulties as of late, but we'll be serving up fresh podcasts into your lobe every Sunday afternoon. We shall beat the machines!
Keep comin' back. New sketches will be up on www.funnyordie.com/cherryspitz in the fall season. If you like us, or even better hate us, leave some goddamned comments over there. Every time a comment gets left on FunnyorDie, an angel hits a hard eight in Vegas. Which is great for the angel, cuz he owed that mob boss like 50 large and now they won't tune him up in the parking lot and take his wings.
[please think of the angels]
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Ep 12 - IST - Puff Puff, Jerk Jerk
Incoming!
It's been a scatterbrained couple weeks here at the Spitz but we are always hard at work for you beautiful people. Today we have a hot new podcast for your little ears.
With Lars gone at Burning Man the rest of us Spitzers have been podcasting from Erik's Orange County studio, Ice Station Thundergoat. Positioned directly under a military flight path, the Thundergoat compound is our home away from home. This week's show features Erik "Puff puff, jerk jerk" Wargo, Tim "Man in the streets" Gale, and "Gorgeous" James Stebick, with Rob "Player X" in the booth. Plus, listen closely for the 30 seconds Lars skypes in to talk about Burning Man.
THIS WEEK'S TOPICS: Midget stripclubs, which one of us is gay for Jon Hamm, "baby ghosts", Tim presents "Things I found on the CSUF bathroom walls", Hellboy's lineage, superhero theme parks, and in case you're wondering 'Yakkity Sax" runs until about 25:51. Enjoy!
Ice Station Thundergoat podcast: 9/13/2009
Also there's this- How much do we really know about America's favorite bipolar Fox News personality, Glenn Beck? Recent evidence suggests he may be running from a shady past and we discuss it in this week's podcast. The website we mention, glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com (seriously), can be found here:
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/
Tell us what you think. And keep watching and voting for our videos at Funny or Die. Just search for Cherry Spitz or go to funnyordie.com/cherryspitz. If you make us famous, we'll make YOU famous.
-James
[end transmission]
It's been a scatterbrained couple weeks here at the Spitz but we are always hard at work for you beautiful people. Today we have a hot new podcast for your little ears.
With Lars gone at Burning Man the rest of us Spitzers have been podcasting from Erik's Orange County studio, Ice Station Thundergoat. Positioned directly under a military flight path, the Thundergoat compound is our home away from home. This week's show features Erik "Puff puff, jerk jerk" Wargo, Tim "Man in the streets" Gale, and "Gorgeous" James Stebick, with Rob "Player X" in the booth. Plus, listen closely for the 30 seconds Lars skypes in to talk about Burning Man.
THIS WEEK'S TOPICS: Midget stripclubs, which one of us is gay for Jon Hamm, "baby ghosts", Tim presents "Things I found on the CSUF bathroom walls", Hellboy's lineage, superhero theme parks, and in case you're wondering 'Yakkity Sax" runs until about 25:51. Enjoy!
Ice Station Thundergoat podcast: 9/13/2009
Also there's this- How much do we really know about America's favorite bipolar Fox News personality, Glenn Beck? Recent evidence suggests he may be running from a shady past and we discuss it in this week's podcast. The website we mention, glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com (seriously), can be found here:
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/
Tell us what you think. And keep watching and voting for our videos at Funny or Die. Just search for Cherry Spitz or go to funnyordie.com/cherryspitz. If you make us famous, we'll make YOU famous.
-James
[end transmission]
Monday, September 14, 2009
Death penalty declared "Totally Badass"
What up, Spitz fans.
It's important to keep up on current events and the daily workings of our nation's government. That's why I wanted to post this video, in hopes of generating some intelligent public discussion about modern law. Watch, enjoy, and discuss:
The only thing that bothers me is Chief Justice John Robert's use of the word "hella." I'm okay with absolutely everything else reported in this story.
-James
[I am the Law.]
It's important to keep up on current events and the daily workings of our nation's government. That's why I wanted to post this video, in hopes of generating some intelligent public discussion about modern law. Watch, enjoy, and discuss:
The only thing that bothers me is Chief Justice John Robert's use of the word "hella." I'm okay with absolutely everything else reported in this story.
-James
[I am the Law.]
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Ep 11 - IST - Trainwreck
After one failed attempt at recording an episode, The Spitzers, Tim, James & Erik take a 2nd stab, and it ain't pretty.
Also included: THEME SONG + INTRO!
Listen!
Also included: THEME SONG + INTRO!
Listen!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Job Interview
Howdy Spitz fans.
It sure is rough out there nowadays, what with the economy all in flames and whatnot. Inflation, bailouts, unemployment, hordes of marauders waging war over gasoline. It's gotten so bad that we, Cherry Spitz, have all had to go out seek employment outside of the crazy lucrative world of semi-underground comedy troupes. And as it turns out the only place hiring right now is a company run by a guy that Tim thinks looks like Eric Bana. Time to put on our fanciest "goin out" clothes and get your imaginary resume ready. We need work.
How'd we do??? You tell us! Please to enjoy...
"Job Interview"
Featuring: Lars Hansen, Tim Gale, Blaire Byhower, Erik Wargo, James Stebick, Matt Linzmeier, and special guest appearance by Yoda.
Edited by: Tim Gale
If nothing else, I'd really like "Johnny Dickbag" to become the hot new insult of 2010.
-James
[They ended up hiring Yoda.]
It sure is rough out there nowadays, what with the economy all in flames and whatnot. Inflation, bailouts, unemployment, hordes of marauders waging war over gasoline. It's gotten so bad that we, Cherry Spitz, have all had to go out seek employment outside of the crazy lucrative world of semi-underground comedy troupes. And as it turns out the only place hiring right now is a company run by a guy that Tim thinks looks like Eric Bana. Time to put on our fanciest "goin out" clothes and get your imaginary resume ready. We need work.
How'd we do??? You tell us! Please to enjoy...
"Job Interview"
Featuring: Lars Hansen, Tim Gale, Blaire Byhower, Erik Wargo, James Stebick, Matt Linzmeier, and special guest appearance by Yoda.
Edited by: Tim Gale
Job Interview - watch more funny videos
If nothing else, I'd really like "Johnny Dickbag" to become the hot new insult of 2010.
-James
[They ended up hiring Yoda.]
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Ep XX - D-House - Doublecast - *BONUSCAST*
Free bird!
Hey kiddies,
Lars is off blowing his brain up for the next few weeks in the Nevada desert, so it's Tim dropping the bonus 'cast on you this eve. Two podcasts in one week you say?! Por que?! Because we like you - you surly, inebriated audience.
The usual suspects in the cast: James "Jimmy Mac" Stebick, Tim "The Captain" Gale, Lars "Swedish" Hansen and very special guest, "the Dacs", Matt Apodaca.
In the words of Ben Stiller, playing Tom Cruise's stunt double, Tom Crooze, on the set of Mission Impossible 2: "This mission, it just got a hell of a lot more impossibler."
Bustin' makes us feel good! --------------> The Spitz Cast
Muppet Cover-Up
Here's the Muppet footage that was mentioned in the Spitzcast. Though not quite as funny as I remembered it, it's still pretty damn sweet. And James was right - Rogen does play Rolf. Bill Heder plays an awesome Animal too.
-Timmy G
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Ep 10 - IST - Welcome To Ice Station Thundergoat
What's up guys??
Erik here! I'm proud to bring you another episode of The Cherry Spitz Podcast, this time from Ice Station Thundergoat (my place) with some audio aid from the infinitely wise Player X. No more will you hear the blistering pops of Bs and Ps within our whimsical rants.
In this episode: James' recent name change, Tim's lust for women with personality, Lars' fascination with Entertaiment Weekly and my crappy A/C unit.
Enough with the boasting. Here's the goods: BAM!
School has just started for most of us, so now that we've got the PSA and cereal sketches out of the way, we're in a bit of a down shifting mode right now. But rest assured, we are plotting.
Enough about us. How are you?
-Erik
Erik here! I'm proud to bring you another episode of The Cherry Spitz Podcast, this time from Ice Station Thundergoat (my place) with some audio aid from the infinitely wise Player X. No more will you hear the blistering pops of Bs and Ps within our whimsical rants.
In this episode: James' recent name change, Tim's lust for women with personality, Lars' fascination with Entertaiment Weekly and my crappy A/C unit.
Enough with the boasting. Here's the goods: BAM!
School has just started for most of us, so now that we've got the PSA and cereal sketches out of the way, we're in a bit of a down shifting mode right now. But rest assured, we are plotting.
Enough about us. How are you?
-Erik
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Eat your Eaties!
At long last our first run of zombie commercials are ready for your viewing pleasure. It is my esteemed privilege to present to you, "Eat your Eaties" 1-3. Let us know what you think.
-James
Eat your Eaties 1
Featuring: Tim Gale
Eat your Eaties 2
Featuring: Blaire Byhower, Tim Gale, and James Stebick
Eat your Eaties 3
Featuring: Lars Hansen, James Stebick, Clint Marshall, Courtney Ewell, Sarah Bee, and Erik Wargo
[100% whole braaaains]
-James
Eat your Eaties 1
Featuring: Tim Gale
Eat your Eaties 2
Featuring: Blaire Byhower, Tim Gale, and James Stebick
Eat your Eaties 3
Featuring: Lars Hansen, James Stebick, Clint Marshall, Courtney Ewell, Sarah Bee, and Erik Wargo
[100% whole braaaains]
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Just say no kids....
Hey kids. Always remember that we here at the Spitz care about what's most important- the children. Please think of the children. Please to enjoy.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Ep 9 - D-House - Rich, Cultural Heritage
On a very special Cherry Spitz Podcast, the three most senior, active members reminisce about the good old days of Cherry Spitz Improv.
Today, Lars, Tim and James discuss local improv groups that we've encountered in our travels as improvisers in the LA and OC area. We also delve into our rich, cultural heritage that is the all-encompassing Spitz. This is the podcast to get to know your Spitzer better. Learn and be astonished at our origins!
Get yours now- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 8/19/09
Like us? Hate us? Love us and then hate us, but then make up with us by holding a large radio over your head and blasting it at us to our second story window? We wanna know. Send us your comments. Go to our iTunes page and start some shit. We'll be glad you did.
Stay tuned for new sketches up this weekend! [God willing!]
Today, Lars, Tim and James discuss local improv groups that we've encountered in our travels as improvisers in the LA and OC area. We also delve into our rich, cultural heritage that is the all-encompassing Spitz. This is the podcast to get to know your Spitzer better. Learn and be astonished at our origins!
Get yours now- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 8/19/09
Like us? Hate us? Love us and then hate us, but then make up with us by holding a large radio over your head and blasting it at us to our second story window? We wanna know. Send us your comments. Go to our iTunes page and start some shit. We'll be glad you did.
Stay tuned for new sketches up this weekend! [God willing!]
Friday, August 14, 2009
Get off my phone, vampires!!!!
Watch the videos and it all will make sense.
And this last one is pretty fucking funky in it's own right:
You little pinhead!!!!
And this last one is pretty fucking funky in it's own right:
You little pinhead!!!!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
The Ballad of G.I Joe
Hey y'all,
I just wanted to post the video we talked about on the new podcast, in case anyone hasn't seen it yet. Here is Cha-Ching Pictures' "Ballad of G.I. Joe," complete with the all-star cast list. From what I understand, this video is a thousand times better than the actual G.I. Joe movie.
-James
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
[Buster Bluth is Dr. Mindbender? Awesome!]
I just wanted to post the video we talked about on the new podcast, in case anyone hasn't seen it yet. Here is Cha-Ching Pictures' "Ballad of G.I. Joe," complete with the all-star cast list. From what I understand, this video is a thousand times better than the actual G.I. Joe movie.
-James
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
[Buster Bluth is Dr. Mindbender? Awesome!]
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Ep 8 - D-House - Music, Movies & Bears
Whew! We're in the dog days of summer now, so time to turn the Cherry Spitz all up in this bitch!
Hear what the gang has been buzzing about since last week. Topics include- people not being able to stop dancing, cool people running everything, and GI Joe.
Get your latest installment of sweet Cherry extract right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 8/12/09
Remember to check back here soon for some new sketches and other announcements about the Spitz's Fall season.
Missed an episode? You can click on "index" on the main page on the left and find all of our casts or go on iTunes and type "Cherry Spitz Podcast" in the search field. Leave us a comment while you're there. It's like my grandfather always told me, "Every time you leave a comment on the Cherry Spitz iTunes, an angel gets laid."
[please think of the angels]
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Ep 7 - D-House - A Girl? *BLAIRE'S FIRST SHOW*
We got a fresh, steaming, pile of pod for you! We cover a whole bunch of goodies in this one and this marks the first appearance of our g-g-g-guh-guh-GIRL member of the Spitz- Blaire Byhower. In addition we got our regular casters: Lars Hansen, Tim Gale, James Stebick, Erik Wargo, and Ify Nwadiwe.
Get your cast on right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 8/06/09
Rather than tell you what topics we cover, I'm just going to post a bunch of supplemental materials right here in the post. Check 'em out and you'll know a little more about why we're stock raving mad for covering this shit.
FYI: Look for an entire BONUS podcast in the next couple of days just to cover this damn infomercial.
Watch and discuss. I'm banking this is fake which means this kid has more commitment to the comedic craft than us and that makes me wanna throttle him. I'd at least buy the remote control dinner first....
Click HERE to get your dramatic zombie action on.
Hit up our other sister site http://www.ifechukwude.com/ and find out what's happening in the adventures of Ify.
mcchris.com
This man is a personal hero some us here at the Spitz. Tonight he rap battles his way through Indiana at the mutherfucking Gathering of the Juggalos. Give 'em hell chris.
If you like us, tell us what you think. We have a new sketch out this week too, so come back and stay awhile. I won't feel ya up or nothin'.
Also, if you could, give us some more comments on our itunes. Search for "Cherry Spitz Podcast" in the music store. That be gosh darn swell.
Anyhoo, stay tuned. Have a sweet ass weekend my ninjas.
-Lars
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