Ep 24 - D-House - Merry Krampus

Just in time for the holidays and the end of this sorry, sad decade comes our final podcast of the year! Wondering what is the horrible freakbeast pictured above? No, it's not Tim after one of his benders, although the comparison is uncanny. This is the Krampus and in this week's podcast, the Spitz discuss bringing back this somewhat forgotten holiday icon. Here are a few other pictures for reference:




The lady (that's right, it's a lady) underneath the Krampus make-up in the photograph is a friend of mine taken from the recent SantaCon flash mob event that took place in LA a couple weekends ago.

The spirit of the holidays is quickly crushed in our usual improvisational meanderings as Tim, Tony, James and myself devolve into such topics as: which cryptid would you want to fight in single combat, the use of the Magical Negro in American cinema (which Tim denies the existence of), and the incorrect plural usage of the word "octopus".

In more holiday related topics, Tony runs down at list of "Christmas movies". You'll just have to listen to find out. Also, Tim goes over Yahoo's top ten searches of 2009. Sadly, "hot lincoln walnuts" did not make the list.

Get your holiday cheer, Spitz-style, right here- CHERRY SPITZ HOLIDAYCAST 2009



Have a fun holiday season and a happy New Year. See you in a drunk tank near you soon!

-Lars

It's a Christmas Miracle!

I know a lot of you were not able to make it to The Lobby's 4th Anniversary show earlier this month. It was indeed an epic show and one of the most memorable parts about that night was the drunk, mohawk-sporting dickbag in the front row. Egon was kind enough to get a picture of him.


Clearly a winner, right? We played "Eulogy" at one point during the show and Josh, the host, decided to use this guy as the subject. As Josh was interviewing him onstage he kept giving slurred/nonsensical answers and basically just kept being a douche. Even after "Eulogy" was done [an improv game in which this guy was too drunk to even lie on the floor as a corpse] he continued to try and yell stuff at Josh and heckle the rest of us. For me personally, it was truly beautiful to watch the entire rest of the audience turn on this guy. It was awesome. People started throwing stuff at him and yelling "Shut the fuck up!" He quieted down eventually, and ended up getting shot with a lot of Nerf darts when we played "Scene under fire." Anywho, I woke up this morning to find this message on my phone from Josh with an attached photo.

"This is the actual Mohawk boy from the Lobby show after the show. Courtesy of a Lobby fan."



Yeah, get him. I have no idea what the backstory leading up to this picture is, all I can say is that I'm happy to see that this guy got what he deserved. That's for trying to zing me with your weak-ass "that's how much I laughed at your jokes" line after the show. Don't ever come to a Spitz show dude. Seriously.




James


[Happy 50th post! Yay us!]

SNL is approx. 4 months behind us

This is an awesome little piece of sketch comedy. Well done, Saturday Night Live. Hmmm... It feels weird saying that again.

This is a parody of something we talked about on the podcast and posted on the site way back in August. Could it be that the good people at Saturday Night Live are finally starting to catch up with the collective genius that is Cherry Spitz?!? If nothing else I'm sure Lars and Ify will enjoy the reference to Justin Long as "the Mac guy."




Rat Balls, Slit, AND Thurdersex!? Hella yeah! I'll see y'all at the Worst He-Man Impression Contest.




-James



[In loving memory of Ass Dan, 1981-2009]

Ep 23 - D-House - Bonafide Audio

Hey folks. Sorry about this later than usual podcast, but we here at the Spitz have been up to our necks kicking ass and taking names. Also, we're in pre-production on a project with these gentlemen pictured below.

I kniow what you're thinking and no, we didn't just go get two more carnies to help in our operations. This is Lucca Cutrono and Miles Arnold of Bonafide Audio. Think Tenacious D, but with hip-hop.

Here's a taste of some of their rhymes- Bonafide Audio- Thirty

Look for a new music video featuring the talents of the Spitz coming in 2010 ya'll. On this podcast, James and myself talk hip-hop, haters, Harry and the Hendersons and hot crazy asain chicks like this one-



Get your front-flip dunk from half court podcast dunked into your face right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 12/10/09- BONAFIDE AUDIO



Stay classy out there!

-Lars

[this fucking guy over here....]

Cherry Spitz Exit Interview + James @ Stages!

Cherry Spitz after a hard day of talking.

Ep 22 - D-House - Audio Hug

As the holiday season kicks into high gear, the Cherry Spitz is here to give you some comedy sweetness in this meandering podcast. Join Lars, James, Tony, and Tyler as we send you some raw, unprepared, spitballing magic.



Also, we bring you "Tyler on Tyler", in which Tyler explains to us non-black Spitzers what the hell is the appeal of Tyler Perry. We also break down the new movie Precious , although none of us have seen it. As Tyler explains it, I'm having a hard time believing its 91% Fresh on Rottentomatoes.com.

Get you new SpitzCast right here- CHERRY SPITZ PODCAST 12/2/09- AUDIO HUG

Also here's a picture of Tyler's father, Vincent "Black Atticus" Masterson to give the listeners an idea of who were talking about and why Tyler hates it when we do. See? He's a total badass.


Intro and outro music performed off of mc chris's new remix album Apple Tummy.

And don't forget to catch James performing the comedy in Fullerton this Saturday night. If you don't go, baby seals will start clubbing themselves. And those seals are much too young to go to clubs. It's a bad influence on their fragile upbringing with all that hip-hop music and loose women running about. I'll stop now.

[nobody go downstairs!]